we've all wanted to shoot daryl

sassygaara:

the-oncoming-stormageddon:

sassygaara:

the-oncoming-stormageddon:

were you born in a barn

nah he was born in a whore house where people sit on each other all the time. thank god he didn’t sit on my face.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST IN FANFICTION

wat

there’s a fanfiction of that? well it’s as true as you’re gonna get

there are several fanfics of that, including one where he learnt a lot of interesting…skills…and sasori was his “special” customer

going to be away for a week my lovelies, first week of placement

i may look calm and collected on the outside, but i am screaming on the inside

see you in a week!

throughaface:

quentinsucks:

ive got a problem and its called older men

dont forget the dead ones

and the fictional ones

thats-slightly-raven:

thats-slightly-raven:

My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.

I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.

sassygaara:

the-oncoming-stormageddon:

were you born in a barn

nah he was born in a whore house where people sit on each other all the time. thank god he didn’t sit on my face.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST IN FANFICTION

wat

the-lioness-rampant:

satanmoriarty:

eiyoko:

What if our actual lives involve saving the world with our friends and doing really epic stuff

but in this dimension we’re in someone’s high school AU fanfiction or something

well what a shitty fanfiction this is

it doesn’t even have smut

they need to redo my description

graham norton should just narrate every tv show

were you born in a barn